Skinny Jeans (is it April 1?)

Got this in the email just before and I was like, is this for real? 

 

Hello,

My name is AAAAAAAA  with Aiko Importers. I have two new wines that I would like to get a review for. The first one is called Skinny Jeans. This is a light wine that is only 67 calories per serving. We have Skinny jeans available in Cabernet Rose, Chardonnay, Cabernet Sauv, and Pinot Noir. The bottle looks like jeans and it’s our newest light wine that we would love for you to review. Our second wine is Amore Frutti. Amore Frutti is delicious frizante moscato with the most popular fruit flavors. Amore Frutti is available in strawberry, raspberry, banana, pomegranate, cherry, mango, peach, and pineapple. If you could please give me information if you are interested so that I could send you some samples.  Please email me back at any time, or you could reach me at XXXXX. 

Thank you for your time and consideration.

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I went to the site and sure enough, it's not a joke.  While their company name is Japanese, they seem to be based in North Carolina and explain their name this way. Aiko, written with Japanese kanji character for "love" and "child", refers to "a person who loves others". 

They go on to explain why they will be successful with Skinny Jeans.

Our portfolio represents the broad variety of products that can satisfy the most exquisite taste.  

 

                                                        The more I live the more I marvel. 

Comments

[AntiquaTours]

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